An Ode to Gunwitch

I shouldn't post this for many reasons. One is that I've been procrastinating enough for today, and the other that it's bad form to make fun of people, but when I stumbled upon the following, I did break out in laughter, so I'll gladly share it anyway:

Originally Posted by PUAhater
oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi

See me pull out my little pencil dick
On your Youtube screen
Settling for anything that I can get
If you know what I mean
HB10´s to the left of me
Cops to the right
I´ve got a gun
she´s got a knife
Hope she starts a fight

(Chorus)
Cos I'm a
P.U.A.
I'm a Sociopath
P.U.A.
And I'll tie you up tight
P.U.A.
I´m about to drop a load
P.U.A.
Watch her face Explode!!!

I'm dirty, mean and mighty unclean
I'm a Wanted man
PUAhate´s Enemy Number One
Understand
I´m gonna rape your daughter
And then rape your wife
run through your back door
And get sentenced to life
Gunwitch is back in town
And he don´t mess around
(Chorus)

(Guitar Solo)

P.U.A. oink oink oink
P.U.A oink oink oink
P.U.A. oink oink oink
P.U.A. oink oink oink

The source is nothing other than (of course) PUAHate.

By the way, this is not an original composition but rewritten lyrics of ACDC's classic song TNT:



Rock on!